:) :)
Doctor(at an asylum): Do you dream a lot?
Patient: Yes, I do.
Doctor: "What do you dream of ?
Patient: Football matches.
Doctor: Always?
Patient: Yes, I always dream that I am the goal keeper.
Doctor: But don't you dream of anything else. Woman and all?
Patient: Oh never, if I did, I would get distracted and miss the goal.
:) :)
A man is praying to Lord Ganesha. The lord is appeased and he appears before him.
"I am vey pleased, you now ask for anything you wish," says the lord.
After a moment the man says, " my boots are torn because of all the running I have to do to catch the city bus.
"Please give me a car."
"Foolish mortal!" replies Ganesha angrily, "I myself ride a mouse. How can you even ask me for a car."
:) :)
Doctor(at an asylum): Do you dream a lot?
Patient: Yes, I do.
Doctor: "What do you dream of ?
Patient: Football matches.
Doctor: Always?
Patient: Yes, I always dream that I am the goal keeper.
Doctor: But don't you dream of anything else. Woman and all?
Patient: Oh never, if I did, I would get distracted and miss the goal.
:) :)
A man is praying to Lord Ganesha. The lord is appeased and he appears before him.
"I am vey pleased, you now ask for anything you wish," says the lord.
After a moment the man says, " my boots are torn because of all the running I have to do to catch the city bus.
"Please give me a car."
"Foolish mortal!" replies Ganesha angrily, "I myself ride a mouse. How can you even ask me for a car."
:) :)
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