* What happens
when the frog’s car breaks down?
He gets it ‘toad’
away.
* Why do cats and
dogs turn round and round before sleeping?
Because one good
turn deserves another.
* What is a
musical fish?
A Piano-tuna.
* What does a frog do with bad eyesight?
Hops to the
(H)optician.
* Why are wolves like playing-cards?
They both come
in packs.
* What birds hover over people lost in the
desert?
Luncheon Vultures.
* Whose shop do sheep like to visit?
The baaa’ber’s!
* Why can’t you play jokes on snakes?
Because you
can never pull their legs.
* If there are five partridges in a pear
three, how many are left?
None- the
others flew away.
* What is the animal with the highest
intelligent?
A giraffe.
* Why did the cow-slip?
Because it saw
the bull-rush.
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