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*     What happens when the frog’s car breaks down?

       He gets it ‘toad’ away.


*      Why do cats and dogs turn round and round before sleeping?
 
         Because one good turn deserves another.

*         What is a musical fish?

         A Piano-tuna.


  *       What does a frog do with bad eyesight?

         Hops to the (H)optician.


  *      Why are wolves like playing-cards?

        They both come in packs.


   *    What birds hover over people lost in the desert?

       Luncheon Vultures.


  *     Whose shop do sheep like to visit?

       The baaa’ber’s!


   *    Why can’t you play jokes on snakes?

         Because you can never pull their legs.


  *     If there are five partridges in a pear three, how many are left?

       None- the others flew away.


   *    What is the animal with the highest intelligent?

      A giraffe.


   *   Why did the cow-slip?

      Because it saw the bull-rush.





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